Obama Birth Certificate a Forgery

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According to the info presented above and having consulted with the Merriam Webster Dictionary Obama is a:
Bastard
Main Entry:2bastard
Function:adjective
Date:14th century

1 : ILLEGITIMATE
2 : of mixed or ill-conceived origin *known for coining bastard words*
3 : of abnormal shape or irregular size
4 : of a kind similar to but inferior to or less typical than some standard
5 : lacking genuineness or authority : FALSE