Campaign for Liberty hails Maywood as a Model City

[Ayatollahgondola]

What? Maywood a model city? Model for what? How to let your city get taken over by foreigners, coffers bled dry, services cut, and while the place sits in limbo in between the time the carpetbaggers pack up their winnings and the new foreign government takes control, everybody sits around and marvels at how there's no crime?
Hello...there's no immigration crime either. It's all just a figment of your imagination. No unlicensed drivers, because there's no traffic enforcement. No reports being taken because there's no one to take them. But not to worry; all the illegals in town are not stealing from each other.