This sort of thing takes quite a bit of moxie to bluff your way through.
And, if it's all true, the man's going to spend some time being someone's cell bitch while regretting not thinking of all the reasons he shouldn't have done something so western yet so stupid.
And talk about dull knife in the drawer.
How distant is a relative before he's not recognized, and since deportation is "free", why did the knucklehead husband buy a plane ticket?
And airports accepting fake badges? What does that say about international airport security?
There weren't a whole cast of cross eyed, inbred social misfits playing dueling banjos during the course of this caper, were there?
You just can't make this stuff up. Or can you?
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