Somewhere in Obamaland:
Agent: "You are such a nice person!"
Suspect: "Why thank you!"
Agent: "You are under arrest sir. Please accept my total respect for you in this matter."
Suspect: "Why? I didn't do nuthin. You just told me how nice I was?"
Agent: "Yes I did, your under arrest, but don't take that the wrong way or I could lose my job. You see, many people had to pass on (i.e. were killed) when you detonated your politically correct device (car bomb)".
Suspect: "But they were infidels. Isn't it illegal for you to arrest nice people like you just called me?"
Agent: "We are all God's children governed by the laws of men. We no longer recognize evil, but it is the good in you that caused you to act out your unfortunate (heinous) acts. Now, please excuse me as I carefully fit these handcuffs on you and read you your extended miranda rights. I have also taken the liberty to supply you with a comfortable pillow to relax with in the back of my police car. This way, if you please, sir..."
This from a guy who refused to salute the flag because he said it is a symbol of evil and oppression around the world.
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