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Old 09-30-2010, 05:41 PM
Beaner Beaner is offline
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Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Oxnard
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Originally Posted by Don View Post
Hey Mr. Beaner!

I was in traffic court a couple of days ago and one of your bretheren was cited for driving without his license. He said he didn't have it with him when the cop cited him, but that he did have a valid license and he handed it to the Judge. The Judge squinted, paused and said:

"Ah, the name on the license is different from the name on the citation. Is this your license? How many names do you use?"

Do you guys share driver's licenses as well as insurance?
Well, yes. Most drivers license pictures are not that good, and unless one looks really hard, anyone with very similar looks can use the same license. Therefore, me and my five brothers can get away with one license and insurance policy. While I am legal, three of my brothers are anchor babies and two were born in Mexico. FYI, we all work hard and do not accept any assistance from anyone.
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