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Originally Posted by Beaner
That would be "Mr. Beaner" to you...
Whatever happened to that flaky lady that used to run this place? Is she seriously running for governor? What is her platform? "Vote for me, I have boobs"?
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Hey Mr. Beaner!
I was in traffic court a couple of days ago and one of your bretheren was cited for driving without his license. He said he didn't have it with him when the cop cited him, but that he did have a valid license and he handed it to the Judge. The Judge squinted, paused and said:
"Ah, the name on the license is different from the name on the citation. Is this your license? How many names do you use?"
Do you guys share driver's licenses as well as insurance?