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Originally Posted by Patriotic Army Mom
Not me, I don't do women.
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WELL
I DO WOMEN.
But I believe it would take many hours involving massive quantities of of alcoholic beverages in a dark, music filled location not clearly seeing her and not knowing who she is to get in the proper frame of mind with that one. One of those "can't find my ass with both hands and a road map" sessions.
And probably not even then, particularly if she starts talking.
To paraphrase Costello observing an unpalatable, domineering, unattractive woman:
"Yee -yee-yee-yeeeee".
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Old New York Yiddish Saying
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Old journeyman commenting on young apprentices -
"Think about it, these are their old days"
SOMETIMES IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
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