There is a pattern to Schwilk's madness that even he might have figured out.
It goes like this.
1.Someone says or does something that Chelene doesn't like.
2. Chelene throws a bitch fit and calls Jeff.
3. Jeff, because he has the greatest of loyalties (among other things)
to Chelene, will not let the facts get in the way and goes after Chelene's prey like a hungry junkyard dog.
He insults, attacks viciously with the keyboard, displays his lack of conscience and tries to intimidate.
Why? because there is something wrong with him. Why else would anyone behave so stupidly and exhibit such childish behavior.
4. Jeff always does this, not Chelene's husband, who probably has better common sense than the former marine and bikini model.
