O M G That is really bad, however, that won't stop me.
Can you top this?
Question: How was the Grand Canyon formed?
Answer: A Jew dropped a penny down a gofer hole.
Question: Why does the state of New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps than lawyers?
Answer: They had first choice.
Question: Why are lawyers buried with holes drilled in their coffins?
Answer: So the worms and maggots can crawl out to throw up.
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"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed it's the only thing that ever has." Margaret Mead
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