A hunter on each side of the Rio Grande drew a bead on the same duck, and both fired at the same time - the duck fell on a small island in the middle of the river.
The respective hunters swam to the island, arrived at the same time, and began pulling on the duck in a sort of international tug of war.
The Mexican, seeing that the duck was being ruined, said "this is no good, let's have a contest and whoever is the better man gets the duck". The American nodded assent and they both dropped the duck.
The Mexican continued, "I propose that we kick each other in the nuts, and whoever stands it the best is the winner". The American replied "You're on". The Mexican added "I'm short, so I'm at a disadvantage. I get to go first".
The American agreed, whereupon the Mexican kicked the American squarely in the crotch. The American bent over clutching his groin, sweating, feeling queasy, and nearly fell to the ground in a fetal position. Upon recovering, the American grinned and said "it's my turn now".
The Mexican replied No, you can just keep the duck
The joke originated in Mexico, and has quite a bit of layered truth to it.
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