It appears that that interesting bit of fiction Jeff Schwilk penned, that was essentially the cause and/or inspiration for this thread, is no longer available on the Examiner site.
My guess is - Schwilk might think little of libel/slander lawsuits but the folks at the Examiner probably don't share his lack of concern.
Check the link for yourself. It'll be interesting to see if it's just a temporary thing while they review the complaint(s) made.
http://www.examiner.com/immigration-...te-nightingale