Red Skelton - Pledge of Allegiance
This may have already been posted somewhere, but a second time would still be good.
Red Skelton - Pledge of Allegiance This video was first played in 1969. Be sure to pay close attention to the very end! How would he have known that this was happening? http://www.patriotactionnetwork.com/...sg_share_video |
Red's jokes.
RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers i s in California , and mine is in Texas. 3. I take my wife everywhere.... but she keeps finding her way back. 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen. 5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said 'There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!' So I bought her an electric chair. 7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, 'In the lake.' 8. She got a mud pack, and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. |
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