Phil, you get sexier and more alluring with each passing year.

Gee, I didn't know you felt that way.

It's probably something that Obama's new world order troops have been slipping in to the water in neighborhoods across suburban America to facilitate tolerence.:p

Oy vey! Would someone please post another thread so this gets bumped off the front page already?

Well, Phil...

Maybe you have something to look forward to...

The Oy Vey! reminded me of a story an old girlfriend told me years ago.

She used to live in a duplex in which the bedrooms in the separate units shared a common wall. The inhabitants on the other side were an old Jewish couple who looked rather decrepit and hobbled around painfully whenever the old girlfriend visited with them in the front yard.

But every night at about the same time, the headboard on the other side of the wall went

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She said it sounded like a forest full of giant woodpeckers hammering on trees, and all the while that little old Jewish lady was screaming "OY HAROLD! OY OY OY OY HAROLD!!! OY HAROLD! OY HAROLD! OOOOOOOOOYYYYYYHAAAARRROOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!

So here's to the possibility that some part of the so called "golden years" actually has something in store which beats the hell out of being an ignorant kid with an idea.

Did she ever think they might just be using that noise to cover for the Secret Society of Jewish Domination meetings that took place there? Geez! they were probably plotting the end of the US Dollar in there, and your girl gullibly fell for the mushy love story.:rolleyes: